How to Make Love Like a Robot

This is not a Size 8

Tia Ayers — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 23:52:47 +0000

This is not a size 8:

Neither is this:

In closing, don’t take Sensa.

Miss Wallflower USA on Nerdist & The Comedy Bureau!

Tia Ayers — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:17:44 +0000

My short Miss Wallflower USA was featured in the morning debriefing of The Comedy Bureau last week and yesterday it was listed as one of the top 5 intentionally funny videos of the week on Nerdist.com! Thanks to Jake Kroeger for helping me share my project with the world!

“Enough with Miss USA or Miss Universe or any contest primarily based on looks. Let’s get behind the awkwardness of Miss Wallflower USA.” -nerdist.com

Check out all of the top 5 of the week on nerdist here!

Watch the video below!

Miss Wallflower USA – watch more funny videos

Miss Wallflower USA Day!

Tia Ayers — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:18:31 +0000

Happy Miss Wallflower USA Day!
A few months ago, I wrote and directed this short with some amazing comics and my grandma.
And now it’s finally playing on funny or die. Please check it out and let me know what you think!

Miss Wallflower USA – watch more funny videos

Tia Ayers — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:15:20 +0000

RE:COM Magazine

The latest issue of RE:COM Magazine is now available!

This time, I ask one of my favorite comedians, Aparna Nancherla to tell me SOMETHING old, new, borrowed and blue.

That and lots of other amazing articles about comedy is available now at: http://www.recomedymagazine.com/.

Blam! Blam! Blam!

Tia Ayers — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:06:33 +0000

I did DeMorge Brown and Matt Peters show Blam! Blam! Blam! recently and a guy came and reviewed the show and wrote this about me. After 5 years of standup, it’s nice to have someone finally say something nice about me in writing:

Blam! Blam! Blam! goes out on a limb to try out new comedians as well, and my favorite stage stranger was Tia Ayers, an oddball even by the standards of Victoria Jackson or a young Mary Lynn Rajskub. Of course, nowadays the bar on weird is a lot higher, but Ayers warmed us up with stories of gremlins and penises, then proceeded to “play” her guitar by putting it in front of her and “blowing” into the head stock each time she plucked a string—a bit that could have been stupid but was carried just this side of corny into the realm where cuteness lies. She seems to be new to the game, and if so, she’s off to a good start.

You can read the full review of the show here:
http://larecord.com/live-reviews/2011/11/13/blam-blam-blam-r-bar-2

I feel very safe at work

Tia Ayers — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:32:07 +0000

But what do I do in case of emergency?

Dermatology Secrets Revealed!

Tia Ayers — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 19:45:24 +0000

According to the media, we’re obsessed with our skin. Every time I turn on the TV, it tells me that Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry use Pro-Activ and that Justin Bieber actually is Pro-Activ.

But if acne isn’t a problem, then wrinkles are most likely ruining your face, so magazines and commercials recommend anti-aging cream, regenerating ointment and Gwyneth Paltrow lotion (now with extra Halle Berry Crystals!).

www.justin.proactiv.com

Not everyone can afford products, facials or doctor’s appointments. Luckily for those people, someone raided the dermatologists’ locker room to steal their secrets.

I haven’t actually read the classified documents, but based on the pictures, I can tell you how to have the skin you’ve always dreamed of.

Tip #1: Stand in front of a mirror, close your right eye and let your mouth hang open. Be as still as possible. Eventually, the left side of your face will look younger. Now close the left eye and watch your right side transform. Expect alternating results over time.

Tip #2: The best way to get rid of acne is to just shave it off. A straight razor works best, but if you must use a disposable or electric shaver, that’s okay too. Expect results immediately!

Tip #3: Before you go to sleep, stick an egg in your mouth. When you wake up in the morning, your wrinkles will be gone. Your pillow will also be covered in yolk.

The Mixer is next week

Tia Ayers — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:35:01 +0000

The next installment of the show I co-produce with my sister is on Monday, September 12th. Come join us for an evening of standup comedy and short films. There will be drink specials in the bar at The Improv from 6-8pm, with the show at 8:30 in the Lab.

The Mixer @ The Improv Lab, Monday September 12th

The new issue of RE:COM is out!

Tia Ayers — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:38:07 +0000

RE:COM; Comedy from the trenches

The fifth issue of the magazine I write for (RE:COM) is now available!

This month I ask Rob Delaney to give me something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. Find out more here!

Or purchase the magazine here!

Found Cat – Picture included

Tia Ayers — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:00:34 +0000

In an interview with the hero who found the lost cat, he explained, “When I made the sign, I added a picture of the cat so that the owner would be able to recognize his beloved pet.”

FOUND!