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Frito-Lay introduces single-parent family size chips

Here’s another article I wrote for The Daily Blank.
I threw a shout-out to my friend in L.A., TJ Martin.
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/10/frito-lay-introduces-single-parent-family-size-chips/

Seen & Heard in Hollywood, 9/28

“I’ve been working on that show all day long, NO ONE told me I had a hole in my crotch!”
-Actor outside of his Hollywood apartment as he arrived home from a long day at work.
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/09/seen-heard-92809-hollywood-edition/

The Daily Blank gets some press

Chicago comic, Cameron Esposito, asked me some questions about The Daily Blank and wrote about the site in her blog “Chilarious.” Check it out if you want!
Find Chicago’s Best Satire at The Daily Blank

Seen & Heard in Chicago, 8/1, 10:00am

“I could vacuum my wife all day long.”
-Elderly man on Informercial advertising the Shark Navigator Vacuum Cleaner
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/08/seen-heard-8309-1000am/

Seen & Heard in Chicago, 8/1/, 9:30pm

“We were staying in a flop house, so basically just a bunch of toothless drug addicts.”
-Man walking down Belmont Ave. after leaving Market Days
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/08/seen-heard-8109-930pm-quick-hit/

Seen & Heard in Chicago, 7/27

“We’re having a blast up here. But you know who’s not having a blast? This next song.”
-Musician on stage at Phyllis’ Musical Inn, introducing a sad song on his playlist.
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/08/seen-heard-72709-quick-hit/

Guillén calls Buehrle’s perfect game boring

Please read another article I wrote for The Daily Blank!
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/07/guillen-calls-buehrles-perfect-game-boring/

French kissing now an acceptable excuse for failed drug tests

Here’s a ridiculous story inspired by something that really happened.
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/07/french-kissing-now-an-acceptable-excuse-for-failed-drug-tests/

Ted Lilly wins All-Star Bunt Derby

Here’s a short sports piece I wrote for The Daily Blank.
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/07/ted-lilly-wins-all-star-bunt-derby-quick-hit/

Local Jackson family learns that their Michael is still alive

Inspired by the passing of Michael Jackson, here is my newest article for The Daily Blank.
http://beta.thedailyblank.com/2009/07/local-jackson-family-learns-that-their-michael-is-still-alive/

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