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Tia Ayers on
September 14, 2011
But what do I do in case of emergency?
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Tia Ayers on
August 17, 2011
In an interview with the hero who found the lost cat, he explained, “When I made the sign, I added a picture of the cat so that the owner would be able to recognize his beloved pet.”
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By
Tia Ayers on
June 8, 2011
As I write this, I’m on Southwest Flight 933 to Los Angeles from Chicago. It seems that Southwest is working towards providing its passengers with wi-fi access during flights and this is one of the four planes in their fleet that is equipped with wi-fi capabilities.
This begs the question, are wi-fi planes necessary and how [...]
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By
Tia Ayers on
October 30, 2010
This is my brother and me from Halloween sometime in the 1980s. Our costumes really reflect who we became later on in our lives.
My brother went to West Point, joined the army and is now a decorated officer who’s served in Germany, Kosovo, and Iraq.
And I became a crazy person.
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| Tagged Costume, Halloween, Halloween costume
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Tia Ayers on
July 24, 2010
You may ask, “Tia, if you were Monty Brewster and you had to spend $30 million in 30 days, what would be the first thing you’d buy?”
“Why, a 1902 first edition copy of the novel Brewster’s Millions, in which the 1985 classic film was based upon,” I’d respond.
Total price? $3.15. Only $29,999,996.85 to go.
Bet you [...]
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By
Tia Ayers on
July 18, 2010
My friend Renee asked me to go underwear shopping at The Gap. While she tried on bras in the dressing room, I sniffed Gap-brand candles and lotions.
Here’s one:
If this is what heaven smells like, I want to go to hell.
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By
Tia Ayers on
July 9, 2010
The following is a transcript from my brain:
While I wait for my coffee, I might as well check out my horoscope. It’s just sitting here on the counter waiting to be read.
“Leo. With Venus in your sign, you like what you see in the mirror…”
I don’t know about liking what I see in [...]
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| Tagged horoscope, Logic, Logic and Foundations, Math, Philosophy of Logic
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By
Tia Ayers on
July 8, 2010
I saw a road sign that said “Expect Delays” and I thought, “But, my dad always told me not to have any expectations.” Now what?
*This has the potential for a robotic programming malfunction.
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| Tagged comedy, expect delays, road sign
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By
Tia Ayers on
June 27, 2010
My new roommate and I were cleaning his room last week and we found an old lottery ticket from my previous roommate.
I took that as an opportunity to write something in the style of a Yahoo! Questioner.
However, when I tried to submit the question, “Yahoo! Answers” kept telling me that the system was down. I [...]
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| Tagged Artificial intelligence, lottery, Megamillions, Yahoo! Answers
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By
Tia Ayers on
June 27, 2010
Last night I had a dream that my friend, James Fritz, and I were wondering what the hell we’re doing with our lives.
I woke up exhausted.
I thought about going back to sleep and then I realized that it’s a lot easier to live than it is to dream.
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| Tagged dream
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