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By
Tia Ayers on
July 23, 2010
I went to the beach this last weekend and during a moment of boredom, I thought I’d see what I’d look like if I had duck feet. Apparently, this is the answer:
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| Tagged Wikipedia
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By
Tia Ayers on
July 16, 2010
I spent the entire day cleaning the kitchen, throwing out food that had expired years before I even moved in. It was kind of like cleaning out a haunted house but instead of coming across human ghosts, I was surrounded by the food of roommates past.
Make note of the expiration date in the below picture: [...]
Posted in photos, that happened
| Tagged cleaning, expired food, Food, housework, kitchen
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By
Tia Ayers on
July 14, 2010
I blacked out the names to protect the innocent…
I immediately felt bad after writing this. Pulling the “dead dog” card is kind of a cheap shot (even if it is true*.)
The girl immediately wrote back, “I meant in the human sense! I love dogs!”
See, she didn’t mean any harm to my dog. Just to humans.
Glad [...]
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By
Tia Ayers on
July 7, 2010
Pizza Hut’s newest slogan: Pizza Hut… The official pizza of losers.
This ad is screaming, “Just because we’re losers doesn’t mean we can’t eat pizza… We just can’t eat good pizza.”
*I will be showing this video at the inaugural Pizza Film Festival.
Posted in that happened, videos
| Tagged ad, losers, losers commercial, pizza hut, pizza hut ad, weird advertising
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By
Tia Ayers on
June 23, 2010
A. One manila folder marked: “Expenses accounted for.”
Not a good sign.
B. Pile of coffee receipts.
All the Coffee Bean and Starbucks I drank in the name of Business.
C. Glass of water I drank two days ago.
It also happens to be the last glass of water I drank.
D. Two copies of [...]
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| Tagged audit, Internal Revenue Service, taxes
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By
Tia Ayers on
April 29, 2010
Damn that Tina Ayers, getting all that great press instead of me. Can I even use this as a quote? Does youtube count as a publication?
Posted in people talking about me, that happened
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By
Tia Ayers on
February 7, 2010
When I was little, I got sick a lot. By the time I was four years old I had the flu several times, pneumonia, a spinal tap (meningitis scare), a urinary tract infection and Scarlett Fever. Yes, you read that correctly. Scarlett Fever. (Did I mention I was raised in the 1800s?)
Because I was sick [...]
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| Tagged childhood, doctor, eye color, eyes, grandma, hospital, me as a kid, sick, sickness, trickery
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By
Tia Ayers on
January 28, 2010
Running order at the All Female Ladies Show on Monday night. Yes, under that scribbling it does say Tina and no, that’s never happened to me before.
Posted in photos, that happened
| Tagged oh well, Tina, wrong name
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By
Tia Ayers on
January 26, 2010
“And the award for best impaired driving once again goes to…
The Carol Stream Police Department!”
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| Tagged awards, cops, driving impaired, DUI, impaired driving, police
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By
Tia Ayers on
January 15, 2010
I did a standup show last weekend here in Chicago.
The theater had recently finished a production of Rent, and the managers had decided to keep up the scenery from the play permanently.
The performance space looked kind of cool and urban. I’d say it was a mix between the set from In Living Color and Sesame Street. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, that happened
| Tagged argument, gang, graffiti, granola, granola rock, hippy, Rent, scenery, standup comedy, tagging, theater
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