This is what Gash Fitzpatrick Insurance wrote about my blog “Fat Albert Was the Dog’s Name.”
Dear Gash,
Are you!?! Why are you yelling!?? Why are you unsure!?!
Tia
This is what Gash Fitzpatrick Insurance wrote about my blog “Fat Albert Was the Dog’s Name.”
Dear Gash,
Are you!?! Why are you yelling!?? Why are you unsure!?!
Tia
Another adoring robot fan:
Dear nursing schools,
Reading your comment made my day. Too bad you’re not a real person. Sigh…. Nevertheless, thanks.
Tia
Here’s another fan letter, this time from an international SPAM robot.
¡Hola, Ilias!
Gracias por la carta. Ahora, estoy en Virginia, visitando mis padres. No es un secreto. Por la manera, no deletreó la palabra “dynde” correctamente. Es “donde” con un O. Por favor, en la futura, sea más cuidadoso.
¡Gracias!
Tia
Here’s another fan letter from “how much should i weigh” that was left on my entry: dine & dash:
Dear How Much,
Thanks for reading my “Dine & Dash” entry. I assume you were online trying to calculate your ideal body weight when you got so hungry from the crash diet you’ve been on, that you decided [...]
Another adoring fan writes a comment on my blog!
Dear EMT Training,
This is what I know about you. You are so determined to become an EMT that your user name is EMT Training. And yet you still found my blog to be “fantastic work!”
Please never treat me for emergency medical services.
Sincerely,
Tia
My Lovely Bones rant really seems to be popular with you imaginary computer nerds. Here’s another comment and my response:
From Forex Robot (what a great last name!):
Thanks! I’m glad you found it a “great resource” for the paper you’re writing. I’m assuming this paper is for a college course since you must have searched far [...]
I’m feeling kinda guilty. The month is half over and I’ve written nothing for all you readers. And I know how many faithful readers I have because I see the comments you leave me in my Comment Approval box.
I know my commenters are totally real. There’s no way they’re SPAM Robots pinging around the worldwide [...]
My Robot Fans
By Tia Ayers on June 29, 2010
I guess because robot is in the name of this blog, I am inundated with SPAM comments from the “robots” that ping around the world wide web. Practically every day, I have a new comment but 9 times out of 10, it’s one of these robots pretending to be a real human.
I know they aren’t [...]
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