Proof.
The following is a transcript from my brain:
While I wait for my coffee, I might as well check out my horoscope. It’s just sitting here on the counter waiting to be read.
“Leo. With Venus in your sign, you like what you see in the mirror…”
I don’t know about liking what I see in the mirror, but I do have that joke I just came up with about how I’m always talking to myself in the mirror. Maybe this has to do with that. I’ll read on and see if it helps me solidify a better punchline.
“…In addition, you’re schmoozing and socializing more than usual.”
That’s true. I’ve been going out every night. But it’s always to open mikes and shows (ie. joke-related). This horoscope is definitely talking about my standup.
“…All of this adds up to the logical conclusion…”
Let me guess, my career is going to take off! I mean, I’ve been doing the work and putting in the hours so that I can eventually do this as a living instead of a dream. I live, breathe and eat comedy and it must be showing. Even this horoscope can see how committed I am.
“You need to get more clothes…”
Wait, what? Clothes? I must have missed something.
“Leo. With Venus in your sign, you like what you see in the mirror. In addition, you’re schmoozing and socializing more than usual. All of this adds up to the logical conclusion: You need to get more clothes, especially something sexy and snappy!”
Problem.
My conclusion: My career is going to take off!
Logical conclusion: Buy more clothes.
My grade in college Logics class: A+
Horoscoper’s grade in college Logics class: Unknown
Until I can find out this horoscoper’s knowledge and skill level in logics and quantitative reasonings, I can’t buy any new clothes… especially something sexy and snappy.
