Be an Ultrasound Technician and turn your pregnancy into a freak show!
After seeing this picture, I don’t want to be an Ultrasound Technician, but I do want to have a baby — but only if I can have one of these “snowglobe pregnancies.”
Is there anything special I have to do to be able to see my child through my pregnant skin? Prenatal vitamins? Mommy yoga? Major Psychedelics?
Or is this what an Ultrasound Tech looks like when she is pregnant? If that’s the case, maybe this advertisement isn’t as misdirected as I thought.
Although, now I’m worried that the baby might be exposed to a little too much radiation from being around that equipment all day.
If life were a movie (and I usually forget that it isn’t), this baby would end up some mutant superhero who by day, works at a gift shop, selling snowglobes to tourists, but by night, fights crime using a blanket of chemical snow to sedate everyone.
When asked why he/she does this, he/she responds, “I want the city to be as clean and safe to live in as a snowglobe.”
Depending on whether you think Snowglobe Baby is good or bad, you may insert “maniacal laughter” here. Then the camera does an extreme zoom-in on one of the snowglobes as we fade out….
I don’t really feel like having a baby anymore.
