January 2010

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Say my name, say my name

Say my name, say my name

Running order at the All Female Ladies Show on Monday night. Yes, under that scribbling it does say Tina and no, that’s never happened to me before.
 
 

Baby-making for robots

Baby-making for robots

Recently I was reading a magazine and I found this equation:
St. Johns Wort + Birth Control = Baby

At first I thought, okay, I get it. If you take St. Johns Wort while you’re on Birth Control, it loses its efficacy and you have a higher chance of getting pregnant.
But then I thought, “What if?”

What if [...]

Awards Season

Awards Season

“And the award for best impaired driving once again goes to…
The Carol Stream Police Department!”

The doctor is in…sane!

The doctor is in…sane!

Was this picture of Dr. Jeff Life of www.cenegenics.com possibly doctored? Nah!
 
On another note, did this guy luck out with the last name “Life” or what?
If your last name is Life and you become a doctor, you’ve got it made. It doesn’t even matter if you’re any good at doctoring.
Patients would be knocking down the [...]

Am I right, ladies?

Am I right, ladies?

It’s time for all the creeps to come out at the “All Female Ladies Show” this coming Monday night (1/25) at Zanies Chicago.
I say “creeps” because when you see that a show features “Wacky Women”, “Girls Who Make You Giggle” or the redundant “All Female Ladies Show”, it’s safe to say it’s only appealing to the [...]

Fat Albert was the dog’s name!

Fat Albert was the dog’s name!

I was doing some research on the relationship of Bill Cosby and his wife Camille for the website I started with my sister (www.proposalmagazine.com – check it out!). I found this article from The Beaver Country Times, dated April 16, 1968.
I was just as shocked as I’m sure you are to find the origin of [...]

Swaddlers New Baby, not necessarily Improved Baby…

Swaddlers New Baby, not necessarily Improved Baby…

I’m always looking for a good “photoshop disaster” (you can see them at the awesome site: http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/) I found one of my own, walking through a Target the other day.
Pampers introduces Swaddlers New Baby.

But that doesn’t look too weird, does it? With the pupils bleeding onto the eyelashes and all? 
Here’s a close-up, so you can [...]

Doggies, let Pyschic Sonia grant your wishes!

Doggies, let Pyschic Sonia grant your wishes!

“Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Three wishes? Let’s see. I wanna nice, juicy steak. Yeah, a nice juicy steak!… And a nice, big yard! And, let’s see one more wish… Um, a nice, juicy steak! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!”
-Rusty, the golden retriever 

To making something out of nothing, the need to express, to communicate

To making something out of nothing, the need to express, to communicate

I did a standup show last weekend here in Chicago.
The theater had recently finished a production of Rent, and the managers had decided to keep up the scenery from the play permanently.
The performance space looked kind of cool and urban.  I’d say it was a mix between the set from In Living Color and Sesame Street. [...]

How The Newlyweds derailed my music career

Image via Wikipedia

Back in 2004, I worked on the MTV show, The Newlyweds.
For those of you that don’t remember, The Newlyweds was a reality series that followed the newly married couple Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey (who later divorced.)
My job was to watch raw footage and summarize the content that was shot.
Sounds a lot [...]

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